True Lies

Does Global Warming exist?

Is the pope catholic?
Does Jake Gyllenhaal look hot in Prince of Persia?
Did The Practice lie to all of us about the existence of good looking male lawyers?
Am I scared of tsunamis?
Are lizards systematically precision-falling on me lately?
Does it still hurt a little, if I really, really think back about it?

Its almost 50 degress in Delhi. What. The. Fuck.

Yes, it exists assholes. You come live here and see.

Today I bought....

Plants!

After months of wanting to, I finally managed to go and buy some beauties to grace our balcony. Of course I never would have moved my ass unless Mr. and Mrs K weren't going to the nursery themselves.

I've talked to them all afternoon. I hope they make it through the summer. (I hope I make it through the summer). A nice happy, boring Sunday. My favourite.

Crush

Three simple steps to a huge crush

1. Notice attractive attributes in a person, eg - dimples, nice hands, good heart etc.
2. Realise both the futility and impropiety of the entire situation.
3. Hate yourself and wonder whether this sort of thing afflicts only morons like you.


Nope, nothing like a good old fashioned crush to make you feel like an idiot.

A day in the life of flunky

Blankets. Cold. Fog.
Merge.Snooze. Eat.
Snooze.Cold. Ignore. Cold.
Eat.Cold.Heater.Blankets.

Right now I want to be
Someone other than me.

One big circle

I chose to go down this road and everything it means.
I am happy. Yes I am.
But behind every grassy field, there is a mountain lounging in the blue misty distance.
Reminding me that you are what I left behind.

And I guess its ok. I mean...I mean yes, it is ok.

I'm happy to be angry.

Lately I've been feeling a strange contentment. Strange because, its not the usual over the top annoyingly smug sort of contentment that usually only lasts a week till you have to pay your rent. Its actually this sort of loch ness monster sort of peacefulness lurking quietly in the shadows of my life, just minding its own business.

Weird.

These Days