The Importance Of Being Idle

I must say that my absolute lack of talent with regard to anything creative is disturbing.I've spent the last one day trying to play Blackbird on the guitar and also In A Little While, and in all honesty I am amazed at how unlike The Beatles and U2 I sound...vaah.. I am thinking it is time to try my hand at something else.And of course being absolutely BORED out of my skull I have attempted to draw several cool pictures which I have to say are second in hideousness only to my rendition of In A Little While.Suddenly finding yourself on an unexpected 10 day break does wierd things to your state of sanity.. For example barely 24 hours ago I was stuck in college, thinking sourly about the slimy capsicum aloo thing that I was going to have to eat for lunch.. and now, I'm at home playing around with my nyyooo ultra sooper fast broadband connection..Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!... I think today, I'll do nothing all morning, sleep all afternoon, eat HUGE lunch and dinner, and then sleep some more... vaat a good laiph.. You can always tell that it's going to be a good day when you wake up not remembering what day of the week it is, and then subsequently realise ( as you wipe the sleep from your eyes and inhale the coffee smell thats wafting up from the kitchen) that you don't need to.If it werent so buggeringly hot, I'd consider going out for a walk or something, but instead I'll just stay inside all day and go for a walk in the evening. ( if i wake up).. Should I do something exciting today? Like water the plants? Or give my dog a bath? Or make experimental pasta?Naaah... I'm just going to sit around all day till I put The Edge to shame with my guitar playing prowess. and also till I manage to secure a pleading letter for my artistic assistance from Neil Gaiman.. Hah. I love using words like prowess in ordinary sentences.Everything's Going To Be Alright. Rockabye.