I didn't want to do this, however it would appear that I'm left with no choice. Sigh. There is no rest for the weary. I will now tell the entire world ( or the 3 people that actually read this blog apart from myself) that I hate bananas. Loathe them. Despise Them. They make me sick. The very thought of a squishy smelly disgusting banana sends a shiver of trepidation down my spine. I'm not going into the details, but suffice to say that when I was a wee lass I had an emotionally scarring experience involving these disgusting fruits and it has left me with a lingering and often violent hatred of all things plantain.
Actually, what happened was, one morning when I was about 4 my mum decided to put bananas in my cereal before school, only they were spoilt. So I took one bite, puked and I've never been able to eat them again. There.I said it.
You know I don't even understand why anyone would want to eat them. Has anyone taken a close look at a banana? Maybe I have a depraved and twisted mind, but to me a banana looks remarkably like a part of the ahem mail genitalia. But I think I'm treading on dangerous territory now so never mind.
Anyway to conclude Bananas suck. They look and smell gross, they taste dubious and I hate them. So there. I win. Nyah. The End.
Ps- There's no censorship on this blog, the only comments I ever delete are advertisments.