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Monday, June 05, 2006

The Battle Against Bananas

I didn't want to do this, however it would appear that I'm left with no choice. Sigh. There is no rest for the weary. I will now tell the entire world ( or the 3 people that actually read this blog apart from myself) that I hate bananas. Loathe them. Despise Them. They make me sick. The very thought of a squishy smelly disgusting banana sends a shiver of trepidation down my spine. I'm not going into the details, but suffice to say that when I was a wee lass I had an emotionally scarring experience involving these disgusting fruits and it has left me with a lingering and often violent hatred of all things plantain.
Actually, what happened was, one morning when I was about 4 my mum decided to put bananas in my cereal before school, only they were spoilt. So I took one bite, puked and I've never been able to eat them again. There.I said it.
You know I don't even understand why anyone would want to eat them. Has anyone taken a close look at a banana? Maybe I have a depraved and twisted mind, but to me a banana looks remarkably like a part of the ahem mail genitalia. But I think I'm treading on dangerous territory now so never mind.
Anyway to conclude Bananas suck. They look and smell gross, they taste dubious and I hate them. So there. I win. Nyah. The End.

Ps- There's no censorship on this blog, the only comments I ever delete are advertisments.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

have you ever seen that movie, "the killer tomatoes" and the "return of the killer tomatoes"?

i hate tomatoes. belch!!!

Rahul Gonsalves said...

"...mail genitalia..."

???

The mind reels.

Rahul Gonsalves said...

You might even say that you had an implainted fear of the fruit.

Rahul Gonsalves said...

There are so many puns that beg to be made; I will be strong and let you go for now.

Rahul Gonsalves said...

"...Bananas suck..."

See Comment 2.

Sorry.

rorschach said...

hahahaaha....brilliance rahul. u are being brilliant commentator...hahaah!!

Anonymous said...

benefits of eating banana

1. healthy bowels
2. cardiovascular functioning improvement
3. cuts down the chances of a stroke by 40%
4.improves blood pressure
5.mood elevating chemicals for SAD sufferers
5. reduces water retension.
6. helps reduce weight
7. more protein and mineral content than an apple

all that notwithstanding male genitalia resemblance

Meenakshi said...

i love bananas.

in kerala they use bananas to make some fifty different types of dishes.
they use the leaves to eat on.
they use the peel in certain recipes.
they make yummy chips with them
the use the root also. food item again.

mm.

yes i be somewhat mallu.

so?

Rahul Gonsalves said...

"...yes i be somewhat mallu.

so?..."

defensive, aren't we?

Anonymous said...

kill the bananas or don't but don't stop writing